Babylon Bee | July 31, 2023
MARTHA’S VINEYARD — After posting a job listing to fill their vacant personal chef position, former President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, were disappointed to learn it had received zero applications.
“Why wouldn’t anyone want this job?” an exasperated Michelle was heard asking her servant’s personal assistant’s driver at the Obamas’ lavish estate. “Working for us is one of the greatest privileges anyone could experience. As long as you don’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong, you’ll be well-compensated and you’ll get to stay alive! Where’s the downside?”
In the absence of someone to prepare meals, Barack has reportedly found himself in the unenviable position of cooking for Michelle every day. “You think I want to be the one in the line of fire?” he was heard asking one of his bodyguards’ social media managers. “That woman is serious about her food. You do not want to overcook her steak. You saw what happened to the last guy.”
Look like they got it the wrong way round!
“I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favour of bringing about, in any way, the social and political equality of the white and black races – that I am not, nor ever have been in favour of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must the position of superior and inferior. And I, as much as any other man, am in favour of having the superior position assigned to the white race.”
Abraham Lincoln, in his fourth debate with Stephen Douglas at Charleston, Illinois, September 18th 1858.
Unless they’re limiting it to one of their own!
Best not to associate with the Satanic elite cabal as you’re most likely to be suicides. Just ask Killery.