Time to bring out the classics?
Tomorrow is Friday. It’s time for Axios’s fake news about new peace proposals and significant progress at the negotiating table. pic.twitter.com/o62oH4mwAZ
— Seyed Mohammad Marandi (@s_m_marandi) September 10, 2026
🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian parliament speaker Ghalibaf is now shitposting oil-market charts at the West.
He says Iran will tell its enemies which arsenal they’re about to exhaust, and in what order.
“Act like you don’t know what comes next 😉”
Central banking, but the interest rate is… pic.twitter.com/LFFNpYOqzA
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) September 10, 2026
Here’s a quick guide for dummies to read his chart:
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Shorting accelerated Traders (and friendly balance sheets) pile into “oil must fall” bets. Price dips. Nothing about actual barrels changes.
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SPR go brrr ← YOU ARE HERE Same joke as money printer go brrr. Dump the emergency stash as fast as the pipes allow. That red dot is the current cope.
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Fauxios “Peace” Leaks Faux + Axios. A leak drops: deal is close, strait reopens, oil floods back. Price dumps on the headline. Deal evaporates. Repeat as needed.
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SPR MOL reached Minimum operating level. Those salt caverns are not a magic ATM. Drain them too far and you risk wrecking the caverns and losing the ability to pump what’s left. That is the hard stop after “go brrr.”
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Envoys Dispatch Blitz Reserve is cooked, fake peace headlines stopped working, so send a swarm of diplomats. Looks busy. Buys another week of hopium. Then the red band (=oil price) keeps going up. Because none of those tricks put the missing Hormuz barrels back in the water.
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