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Fight Club: More Black-Eye Cowinkydinks

No official explanation was ever given for Prince Andrew's black eye in 2017. PHOTO: Max Mumby

At the conclusion of the fifth and final day of the Trump Impeachment Show on Thursday, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) answered questions from the press, but none asked him about his black eye. In an interview CBS’s “Face the Nation” later that evening, host Margaret Brennan asked him about the injury.

“I got between Adam Schiff and a camera. How about that,” Jordan quipped. Then, he explained what “actually” happened, employing an excuse used by many battered wives: “I bumped into the door.”

Our core theory is that all these actors on the scene are merely role playing, and are part of the same Hegelian dialectic left-right distraction. This is the Fight Club school of skulduggery.

Rep. Jim Jordan on Nov. 21, 2019
Rep. Jim Jordan with black eye on Nov. 21, 2019. PHOTO: Winter Watch

Jordan isn’t the only new member of the Fight Club since we published our first black eye list some 20 months ago (see below). Several more have joined the pack. For example, during a Democrat presidential debate in September, candidate Joe Biden’s left eye is said to have “spontaneously filled with blood,” Express reported. A bloody eye can also be an artifact of a black eye. Is heavy makeup covering bruising? Looks like there’s some swelling.

Joe BidenDemocrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders claims to have sustained a black eye and stitches from hitting his head on the edge of a shower door.

And former Democrat President Jimmy Carter in October said he fell at his home in Georgia — a probable story given his failing health.

President Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen was seen in 2018 returning to his Manhattan apartment with a subtly bruised eye and his arm in a sling – the same day Trump branded him a liar.

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And others …

Bill Nye black eye
Bill Nye ‘The Science Guy’ in June
Norwegian chess grand master Magnus Carlsen with bruised eye ahead of match in November 2018
Prince Andrew was also pictured with bruising under the eye while attending the Countess Mountbatten of Burma's funeral in June 2017 
PREVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED: Prince Andrew was also pictured with bruising under the eye while attending the Countess Mountbatten of Burma’s funeral in June 2017

Fight Club: Is the Black-Eye Epidemic Among Politicians, Celebs Just Some Big Coinkydink?

By Russ Winter | 8 March 2018

Hanlon’s Razor is one of the greatest mental “don’t look there” cover-up cons and scams of all time. It holds: Don’t attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity. Complete nonsense!

In terms of the epidemic of blackened left eyes among elites and celebrities, one would have to believe these people are the epitome of clumsiness and careless behavior. One also is left to wonder why the vast majority of these bruises involve the left eye. Does the right eye have unique protection when these “accidents” happen?

The 1879, Freeman’s Journal (out of Ireland) stated, “A black eye is said to be the devil’s mark. The bruised left eye has also been referred to as the “Illuminati shiner.” To our eyes, it looks like a very professionally done cosmetic job or an injury done in such a manner as to not cause actual eye damage. As such, black left eyes may be a ritual calling card. An alternative theory holds that this is a control mechanism delivered by handlers to keep these individuals in line.

Richard Branson
Ryan Gosling
Christie Brinkley
Reese Witherspoon

It has been said that getting a black left eye is part of a cult/Illuminati high-level initiation ritual in which the pledge must “eat pain” in order to become more powerful. Are these high-level cult members climbing higher in the pyramid?

Observably, there seems to be an eye-covering obsession or fad in the entertainment world. Sheer coinkydink? The left eye identifies the individual as a son of Osiris, God of the Dead.

Here are some left-eye shiners among the famous that appear professionally administered. Just conjecture?

Conspiracy theorists have come up with a bizarre reason for why celebrities have sported black left eyes. Elizabeth Hurley shared a snap of herself with bruising in 2017 
Elizabeth Hurley 2017
Kayne West
Adam Sandler
Madonna
Lindsay Lohan
John Stamos
Bill Clinton
Jackie Cruz
Gossip columnist Perez Hilton said his black eye was given to him, ironically, by the manager of the Black-Eyed Peas. Yeah, right.
Boy George was pictured with bruising around his left eye at the Brit Awards in 2014. He said at the time it was 'fashion victim' make-up
Boy George 2014

5 Comments on Fight Club: More Black-Eye Cowinkydinks

  1. Pathetic slaves, the lot of ‘em…. Perfect examples of why the demand for lampposts will skyrocket in the future. For the record I’d prefer a more peaceful resolution, such as deporting them to Zimbabwe.

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