Mason Wells from Brussels Blast: Head Shrinks After Miracle Recovery

Mason Wells is said to be a “Mormon missionary” who survived his third “terrorist attack” in Brussels. The incredulous story goes that Wells was in the Boston Marathon and Paris events as well. Wells was said to have third-degree burns from the Brussels attack; but irregardless, was quickly flown to Utah for his recovery.

Wells enjoyed a miraculous recovery from his severe burns, except for one thing: He has a shrunken pin head – see header photo. Poor Mason Wells. He ends up in three terrorist attacks, then gets third-degree burns and now he’s a Zika virus victim to boot. The next photo shows Mason pre-shrinkage.

The big question I have: Does the Crime Syndicate make incredible operational errors, or do they do it deliberately for shits and giggles at the expense of the idiocracy? I actually lean toward the later.

Link to Deseret story and photo.