2 November 2020
BABYLON BEE — Pentecostals across the nation are swinging toward Biden after an event at Dallas High School in Pennsylvania. According to stunned witnesses, Biden became filled with the Spirit and uttered the incomprehensible word “trunalimunumaprzure” toward the end of his speech.
“Man — I was leaning toward Trump,” said local Assemblies of God pastor Chet Whipperton. “But Biden really brought the fire today. I haven’t seen an outpouring like that since Trump tweeted the mysterious angelic phrase ‘covfefe.’ I haven’t decided for sure, but Biden is looking pretty good after today.”
Pentecostal scholars have asked for someone with the spiritual gift of interpretation to step forward and translate the mysterious phrase “trunalimunumaprzure” so the world may understand Biden’s mysterious utterances. […]