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Segway Creates Self-Balancing Stroller For ‘Too-Fat-To-Walk’ Americans

By Tyler Durden | 10 January 2020

ZERO HEDGE — Pixar’s animated film Wall-E has sent a profound message to anyone who has watched the flick that if we don’t change our lifestyles, we’re all going to be obese and wheeled around in self-driving chairs.

Segway-Ninebot’s new S-Pod personal transporter is making this a reality, as the company gears up to take advantage of a record number of fat Americans who are currently wheeled around in shitty Rascal scooters.

It appears Segway took the chassis of the I2, which is a two-wheeled, self-balancing personal transporter where the operator stands straight up, and strapped a chair to it. But it seems the company added a third wheel to the S-Pod for more stability. […]

1 Comment on Segway Creates Self-Balancing Stroller For ‘Too-Fat-To-Walk’ Americans

  1. We have needed this a long time. Best line: “… as the company gears up to take advantage of a record number of fat Americans who are currently wheeled around in shitty Rascal scooters.”

    Tyler Durden has clearly had some run-ins with these shitty Rascals.

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