It is very easy to give you a summary of Big Brain’s fantasist speech du jour Wednesday evening.
• It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever
Back in the real world, begs the 64k question, can Trump make Iran submit? We have put forth our views against the fantasists on these pages, and correctly so.
US bases in Iraq and the Gulf States would be closed.
🚨 Holy shit, catastrophic morning for U.S.-Saudi relations:
→ MBS signed defense pact with Ukraine WITHOUT telling Washington
→ Rubio called to express “regret” — MBS listed American FAILURES
→ Crown Prince said Saudi Arabia will act in its OWN national interest
→ MBS was… pic.twitter.com/vK8xxRj7LF— 🇨🇳 Liu Feng 刘锋 (@LiuInTheShadows) March 31, 2026
US leaving Strait of Hormuz to Iran would clear the way for the EU countries to cut their own deals with Iran. They will drop sanctions on Iran, and trade hydrocarbon in RMB.
BREAKING:
Poland has refused the US request for a missile battery.
And
Italy has denied US military aircraft bound for the Middle East permission to land at a base in Sicily.
And MAGA thinks that the world “respects us again”.
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) March 31, 2026
Iran gets rich off the transit fees, dominates Persian Gulf region, make great money off oil/gas resources, do all the transactions on BRICS affiliated currency/transaction system.
Would receive huge investment from China/India to rebuild its entire economy and infrastructure, recycle earnings into investment in non-US financial market. All GCC countries would largely remove investment from US tech sector. It would be a giant disaster for the entire US economy and complete calamity on Western power.
Naturally reporters query Neo-Caligula about the real world Iranian threats on aforementioned western tech companies. He answers once more in fantasist mode.
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Donald Trump Mocks Iran:
REPORTER: “Iran Said they Could Target US Companies”
“With What, BB Guns? They’re Don’t Even Have Nukes”. pic.twitter.com/VSkxSd75hC
— ✦✦✦ 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 ✦✦✦ (@PamphletsY) March 31, 2026
Meanwhile in the real world, Iran’s BB guns (will be the grist of many new memes) obliterate Amazon’s HQ in Bahrain. The 18 companies on the list have a combined market capitalization exceeding $15 trillion. Every one has offices, data centers, or personnel in the Gulf.
🇧🇭🇮🇷 BREAKING: Iranian missiles strike Batelco headquarters in Hamala, Bahrain, the country’s largest telecommunications company and host to Amazon Web Services infrastructure.
Yesterday Iran announced it would begin targeting US companies. This appears to be the first strike… pic.twitter.com/d99pwJCQk1
— DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) April 1, 2026
Rubio lays out the four military objectives of Operation Epic Fuck Up and says the U.S. “can see the finish line”: -Destroy Iran’s Air Force -Destroy Iran’s Navy -Destroy missile launchers (supposedly in progress) -Wipe out the defense industrial base (supposedly in progress).
In the real world there is a quid pro quo as Iran wrecks a defenseless Israel and the US infrastructure in the Middle East.
The pundits are asking why the airborne and Marines are on location. The answer is 1944 Hungary redact: keeping the Gulf States in line, and feigns on Iran.
Article on Kusher & Witkoff’s antics — unreal, well actually very real…more like very IsREAL
Speaking to American media after the Geneva talks collapsed, Foreign Minister Araghchi gave his account directly: ‘On the 26th of February when we met in Geneva, we were able to make good progress, as the Omani Foreign Minister said — it was significant progress. On the specific claim that he had boasted about building nuclear bombs, Araghchi was blunt:
I never said that we are going to make bombs. I said that we have 440 kilos of 60 per cent enriched material, and that was not a secret — that is what is mentioned in the reports of the IAEA. I said that this, if enriched more, can be good enough for ten bombs, as your own experts claim — so we are ready to give them up and give them away.
He blamed Witkoff’s misreading to ‘the lack of enough knowledge — maybe because of their intentions to justify the act which cannot be justified’. An Arms Control Association analysis of Witkoff’s briefings confirmed the picture — he had confused reactor fuel assemblies with enrichable uranium gas and treated the Tehran Research Reactor, which produces medical isotopes under IAEA tracking, as a weapons threat.
https://substack.com/@escapekey/p-191996962
-TJ
Cant you see this is all planned? Iran and Israel and US are on the same team. By that I mean the luciferian, child sacrificing elite. WE are their enemy. Primarily the dwindeling white population, severity crippled by the Yew clot shot and mass immigration abortion and feminism. I dont know why you cant see what I see, maby its because they have propped up the perfect villain in this play (Israel). My “christ-tard” friends are also brought in hook line and sinker in this play. Makes me think religion (the desert jew kind) is all psychological warfare.
A decent web page to actually see whats going on instead of listening to the orange man talk out of his ass. Ever notice how big his ass really is?
https://southfront.press/
And if Iran wasn’t enough of a distraction away from the US of epstein, today we launched men to the moon. Good luck getting through the radiation belt, it’s there for a reason – to prevent the evil humans from populating the galaxy. With AI, the fakery will achieve its purpose.