Big Brain Trump at the behest of his ZOG whisperers insisted on extending the tour of the USS Gerald R Ford aka Shitstorm as part of his Middle East war buildup. The outcome is not entirely unpredictable.
A 13 billion dollar USS Gerald Ford ship carrier is flooded with Netanyahu, sorry flooded with shit..
This is what they call Iran, b4 you even attack them, God strikes you with misfortunes.pic.twitter.com/DIgUAikzVG
— VJ JINGO (@JingoVj1) February 23, 2026
USS Shitstorm has limped it’s sorry ass into port in Crete for a much needed hose job. Trailing a brown swath of stench behind it, the carrier has made a pit stop to clear toilet plumbing, pump out the septic tanks, disinfect the lower decks, and take on a new load of toilet paper.
Iran sends in the first strike! pic.twitter.com/loWauvj8HC
— Tony (@Lonewolfalchemy) February 24, 2026
As soon as we get our toilets fixed we are going to FUCK IRAN UP!
— Rathbone (@_rathbone) February 24, 2026
Breaking news: The Pentagon’s top general has cautioned President Trump from an attack on Iran, saying that shortfalls in critical munitions and a lack of support from allies will add significant risk to the operation and to U.S. personnel.https://t.co/nkK8FnLX93
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) February 23, 2026
We have repeatedly warned of this in our small podcast of reality news.
Rumors abound that a battalion of Marines has been dispatched to deter a brewing mutiny and prevent members of the crew from going AWOL. Many sailors were upset at the beginning of the tour given that stateside duty was snatched from them. They declared that if they survive this experience they will not be re-enlisting.
The hybrid between chinese long-march and dong-feng missiles ie the DF21 hypersonic ship killer is why the gay sailors are going AWOL. The NATO name for it is LongDong.
Are deployed sailors using Ozempic? I hear Ozempic poops are really hard on plumbing.
On the bright side, when you take a poop off the flight deck, there is no way that the cold water is going to splash all the way back up on your ballsack!
Long ago when a three-masted man-o-war was becalmed for days and hundreds of jack tars were defecating into the surrounding slack water they would launch their small boats and row and row to get their ship far away from Admiral Brown.
Iran will become top priority if the crime syndicate blows up the Vatican but blames it on Iran. I’m sure every Catholic the world over would sacrifice their first born to avenge the destruction of their pagan temple.
“crew morale is bad”
We were knee deep in the Big Muddy,
And the big fool said to push on.
Three possibilities here:
One: Crew members are trying to avoid making themselves missile targets by intentionally hobbling the ship, flushing clothing down, clogging the system.
Two: The Navy intentionally sabotaged the ships waste system to give Trump the ability to postpone any attack as demanded by Netanyahu.
Three: A sad state of affairs for US military quality control.