(Babylon Bee) Man Arrested For Urinating On New Pride Urinals

Babylon Bee |  June 12, 2024

SPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal.

“Once again, the gay community is under attack,” said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge. “This man literally urinated on the symbol of gay pride, which we painted on the urinal. Is there no end to the hatred and bigotry?”

The LGBTQ community has declared Macey’s act of urination the worst hate crime since someone called Caitlyn Jenner “sir” on live TV. “This is our 9/11,” said Plunge to reporters. “We are literally being murdered in airport bathrooms now, like a real genocide and everything. I am shaking in fear.”

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3 Comments on (Babylon Bee) Man Arrested For Urinating On New Pride Urinals

  1. Saw a video about an actual pride flag painted on a public hardtop. Teenage boys getting into trouble for riding over it and leaving skid marks. I guess the Bee saw that one also.

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