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Smoke and Mirrors Neo-Caligula Declares Hormuz Strait is Doing Great and War is Won

March 12, 2026 Winter Watch Around the Web 6

It feels like every post is a variation of the same Matrix Black Magik.

This was done with uncrewed surface vessel not mines. Mines probably aren’t even necessary.

 

From the Islander re:
Eight days after the “Iran is running out” headlines, on the night of March 10th into March 11th, Iran launched Wave 37 — its most intense and heaviest operation of the entire war. More than three hours of continuous, multi-layered strikes. Khorramshahr super-heavies. One-tonne warheads complete with their sub munitions which turned much of Tel Aviv into snow like soot. Erbil, the US Fifth Fleet in Bahrain, Be’er Ya’akov, Tel Aviv — simultaneously.

Four American THAAD systems out of commission. Israel’s Iron Dome and Arrow-3 in a deep coma for the fourth consecutive day running. The Strait of Hormuz closed. Oil surging again past $100. Dubai a ghost town. And the Energy Secretary deleted a post claiming the Navy had opened the Strait — a lie that lasted forty minutes before the White House corrected him live on camera.

Want to visualize the humiliation in cold numbers? Iran is fighting the United States, Israel, the Gulf monarchies, combined with a military budget that doesn’t even reach 1–2 cents for every American dollar and after eleven days, Wave 37 was the heaviest strike of the entire war, and the Pentagon is already begging Congress for a $50 billion emergency top-up that is over three times Iran’s entire annual military budget.

Neo-Caligula does a victory dance in front of the Trumptard cult and gets a tepid response. Declares war was over on the first day.

This should go over like a lead balloon.

6 Comments on Smoke and Mirrors Neo-Caligula Declares Hormuz Strait is Doing Great and War is Won

  4. To find out what American city the Mossad/FBI false flag will occur in, look at who is LEAVING
    Key people will be quietly warned, assets will quietly move, companies will relocate.
    Which city has a “stealth exodus” indicating the Mossad/FBI is planning to attack it? #IranWar https://xcancel.com/Swolesbee/status/2031924756425982084#m
    …
    “Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76
    Who just moved out of California recently?

    Peter Thiel
    Larry Page
    Sergey Brin
    Larry Ellison
    David Sacks
    Mark Zuckerberg
    Carl Icahn

    Nice timing… 🤔” https://x.com/Uncommonsince76/status/2031899488281854273
    …
    The “Iran War” is, according to polling data and easy observation, the single most unpopular war, at its inception
    https://realnewsandhistory.com/anyt-03-11-26/
    Trump Frames Son-in-Law for Unpopular “War”

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  5. Yep, i feel good about myself now that im paying 10 bucks a gallon for the cheap gas, running on empty, sitting on the side of the road on empty, knowing that its a small price to pay to make the world safer. (Ope, here comes some sheriff or state cop, probably will give me a ticket or impound the car as its illegal to run out of gas in some counties….)

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  6. Using the kosher criminal Krassenstein badly diminishes the message. You know damn well he’s privately cheering on his paymaster Netanyahu, he’d be publicly cheering it on if Biden or Obama was executing this clusterf*ck.

    We have real allies who are actually intelligent and aren’t Israeli puppets in the bolshevik/zionist dialectic. Maybe stick with them instead. Nothing the Krassenstein scumbags say has any value to anyone.

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