Yesterday afforded Neo-Caligula the opening to troll out some nonsense about the US Navy escorting tankers through the Strait of Hormuz. This caused the algos to fade oil prices hard, an effect that lasted overnight until reversed back up. We surmise that Caligula’s flying monkeys got the advance memo for trading this. Per usual we learn there was no consultation on this one.
Never mind drones, Iran has not yet (as far as I can tell) launched a single one of their Noor/Qader truck mounted sea-skimming missiles
With ranges up to 300 km a 200kg warhead and a Mach 1.4 terminal velocity they are in a totally different class and will open a tanker (or a… pic.twitter.com/LCnSyZwzzr— Fouad Halwani (@FouadHalwa19392) March 4, 2026
Meanwhile back in the real world comes word, so far not confirmed, that a US destroyer was hit way out in the Indian Ocean. The Lincoln carrier group has hightailed it out of the region and range. This after Trump declared all of Iran’s radar and navy was wiped out. Here is the reality:
Iran destroyed:
• 2 AN/GSC-52B radars (Bahrain)
• 3 radomes (Arifjan base, Kuwait)
• 1 AN/TPY-2 THAAD Radar (UAE)
• 1 AN/TPY-2 THAAD Radar (Jordan)
• 1 AN/FPS-132 radar (Qatar)
• +8 buildings/structures related to satellite communications infrastructure (Kuwait)
• 1 site… pic.twitter.com/i9wQskhlL8— ✦✦✦ 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 ✦✦✦ (@PamphletsY) March 4, 2026
In other performative jester hijinks and after the US foolishly turned their supreme political and religious leader into a martyr, Trump is reportedly considering sending in US Special Forces into Iran along with Kurdish PKK militia forces.
Neo-Caligula declared, “we’re going to destroy their missiles and raze their missile industry to the ground.” Does Iran have their missiles deployed in the middle of Tehran as footage of what looks like terror attacks is emerging.
JUST IN 🇺🇸🇮🇷: Tehran Under Massive Strikes, Reportedly by B-2 Bombers
Watch with audio. It is horrific. https://t.co/l5w6PRR1c7 pic.twitter.com/CksevWVTFG
— Ryan Rozbiani (@RyanRozbiani) March 4, 2026
Footage from Tehran today. pic.twitter.com/7S5aVaCx5z
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) March 3, 2026
Lots of trolling about kill shots on the IRCG. But those units are dispersed in autonomous cells. So kill shot at what?
To be fair Operation Epic Fuck Up has opened terror attacks on civilians from both sides.
Tel Aviv this morning:pic.twitter.com/WPrLsvspXb
— Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinklle) March 4, 2026
Iran struck Israel this morning; we are trying to confirm the locations of the impacts.pic.twitter.com/mfwcS5SEyW
— Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinklle) March 4, 2026
Martyred moderate Khamenei replaced with a razor hardliner. His Top Two priorities: – Revenge on who killed his father. – Free Palestine and end Israel. Iran is in Total War mode and their goal is to collapse the American economy and financial system.
The US hopes for a diplomatic offramp in Iran are over!
Mojtaba Khamenei the son of former Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has been elected as the Supreme Leader, taking over from temporary Supreme Leader Arafi.
This is bad.
Initially considered dead, Mojtaba is a former member of the… https://t.co/CavEQOfTyp
— Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran) March 3, 2026
what bs about the new Ayatollah
Ya think?
The Iranians are partly to blame for this………they had their chance to finish off Israel last year, yet they decided to stop and negotiate, giving the Zionists and their White house errand boy time to plot this. I correctly predicted that the Iranians would suffer the consequences for that miscalculation and I was right.
When you have your enemy on the ropes, you obliterate him, you don’t negotiate and give him time to recover. The Chinese and especially the Russians also dropped the ball, how did they let Khamenei get hit?
POUTINE IS DEFINITIVLY LOUBAVITCH.
“Deliver me, out of my sadness; deliver me, from all of the madness”
– Sarah Brigthman
So instead of taking decisive corrective action after a missile launched from a sub hits the Pentagon. Here we find ourselves with UAE oilfields under non-Iranian attack. And word is a USN Destroyer was just hit in the Indian Ocean. Better dial up Vegas to get the odds on who’s behind that one. Regardless of mountains of endless payola propaganda, at some point in the near future it’s finally going to become apparent exactly who the real enemy is. Instead of it just being this circle of “chosen” sellout grifting stooges. It appears the orange goon is way ahead of this learning curve and just received another multi-barreled load of excrement to the face. At some point either reality is acknowledged or we can all kiss our asses good-bye. And that clock hasn’t quite run out yet. But the window is closing….