Big Brain like a petulant child threatens to pick up his marbles and go home. 16 days into a war he started on orders from Israel, a war that closed the strait- is now telling the world it’s not his problem. First he begged Russia and China. Then France. Then Japan, South Korea and the UK. Not one of them said yes. Japan said the threshold is “extremely high.” China diplomatically said pound sand. France said its ships would stay in a “defensive posture.” Germany said it won’t participate at all. South Korea said it would “carefully review.”
This is what magical thinking capitulation dressed up as the art of the fail looks like. Go on Israeli television and proclaim the US “has the oil” and now it’s the world’s problem. He went from ‘unconditional surrender’ to ‘we will escort the ships’ to ‘it’s not my job’. Fucking pathetic loser.
Demonstrating art of the fail, Neo-Caligula calls for death for unfriendly reporters.
President Donald Trump has spent Sunday calling for the death penalty for reporters covering his war in Iran in a negative manner.https://t.co/RfN0QQZRQ8
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 16, 2026
Reporter asks legit question. Neo-Caligula could just answer “for contingencies” but instead calls reporter “very obnoxious”=-projection much?
Reporter: Can you explain why you’re sending 5000 marines and sailors?
Trump: You’re a very obnoxious person. pic.twitter.com/0SExSBUWHK
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2026
The next step of Operation Epic Fuck Up is to put Marines on Kharg Island and put them in range of all Iranian weaponry.
If they land those
2,500 U.S. Marines on
Kharg Island.Is Iran setting a Trap?
Put them Within the Engagement Envelope of all of Iranians Major Weapons Systems
How many DEAD & Wounded American Patriots will it take? pic.twitter.com/BfFrM6pdpM
— Terry 🇺🇲 (@THUOSTON59) March 15, 2026
Behind the scenes Saudi mucky muck MBS is stirring the pot. Look for the Houthis to shut down the Red Sea and Saudi Arabia’s western pipelines.
Just as the war is poised to escalate this leak could be adding fuel to fire. According to @nytimes “Mr. Trump is talking regularly to Arab leaders, particularly Mohammed bin Salman, the Saudi crown prince. According to several officials, the advice Mr. Trump is getting from the…
— Vali Nasr (@vali_nasr) March 16, 2026
This is what happens when a trust fund baby, who has been sheltered, coddled and protected his entire life, who is used to getting what he wants, finally faces the real world.
Sooner or later, every wannabe tough guy runs into a person or situation he can’t handle, and this is exactly what we’re seeing with Trump, on a massive scale.
It used to be that I couldn’t stand the sound of Obama’s voice and then it was the same for Biden’s voice.
Now I have run out of patience listening to Trump spout off with his constant egotistical big, beautiful bull$hit.