Just print it up.
🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.… pic.twitter.com/uFlzHYsEJs
— Ed Roodbeen (@EdRoodbeen) January 20, 2026
might as well, its fake money anyways…………….
That would be an excellent offer IF it were paid in Constitutional Dollars (you know, one ounce of silver) But one entry on a computer just is not the same.
A con always thinks everyone can be bought.