(Satire) Bullet That Nicked Trump’s Ear Found on Stretcher at Parkland Memorial Hospital

Editor note: Almost overlooked this. Isn’t it odd that no bullet ever turned up at Trump’s Ketchup-gate.

Kevin Barret | August 18, 2024

The mysterious July 13 Trump shooting in Butler, Pennsylvania grew slightly less mysterious this morning, as the FBI announced that it has finally located the bullet that struck former President Donald Trump’s right ear. As it turns out, there was a very good reason why the bullet could not be found at the Butler Farm Show location where the shooting took place: It was accidentally removed by medical personnel, and somehow found its way to a stretcher at Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas, Texas, where it was discovered by a person or persons unknown. The bullet’s remarkably pristine.

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2 Comments on (Satire) Bullet That Nicked Trump’s Ear Found on Stretcher at Parkland Memorial Hospital

  1. Bwahaha, they even got a crisis photographer to capture the 2000mph bullet in mid flight, AN INTERNET FIRST!! It’s gotta be a yiddish skit, only the sos could think goyem are that guillible and dumb.

  2. I think if a rifle bullet actually nicked your ear, you would have hearing damage from the shockwave. From the initial pictures it looked like the “wound” was in the upper ear, close to where it meets the skull, not on the extreme edge of the ear flap. It really is unbelievable. That is why I have heard some say that maybe it wasn’t actually a bullet, but a fragment of one, or some plexiglass. I think it was a ritual, and yeah maybe somebody else was killed.

    Leviticus 14:14 And the priest shall take some of the blood of the trespass offering, and the priest shall put it upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot:

    He did mention his shoes were off….also this blood on the right ear, thumb and toe is mentioned in Exodus 29:20, Leviticus 8:23, 14:17, 14:25, 14:28

    I think they were anointing Trump in a public ritual to be their savior.

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