(Babylon Bee) Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout

Babylon Bee| June 21, 2019

In a move to make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for lobbyists, Congress voted to approve a new measure that calls for congresspeople to wear barcodes on their foreheads so lobbyists, activists, and corporations can simply scan them and self-checkout.

Self-checkout machines will be installed at all exits of the Capitol Building, so once they’ve added congresspeople to their cart, lobbyists can pay right on the way out.

“Purchasing congresspeople used to be a time-consuming, expensive process,” said a Planned Parenthood representative. “Now, we can simply walk through Congress, scan all the congresspeople that are for sale, and checkout without having to interact with any humans.”

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2 Comments on (Babylon Bee) Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout

  1. Now, this is honesty! This gets to the root of the problem. The love of money. Satan is king of the earth and he Roams looking for more people to be ENDOWED with his evil. There is your mark of the beast because the “government “is the beast.

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