Nobody will assassinate this brain addled TACO lying coward. All enemies of the USA are praying that he lives as long as possible because his Big Brain choices and actions are serving to wreck USA faster and deeper than anything else possible from outside.
🇺🇸Reporter: “Trump is saying Iran tried to assassinate him in Turkey.”
🇮🇷Araghchi: “No. There is absolutely no need for it.”
🇺🇸Reporter: “Why?”
🇮🇷Araghchi: “Trump is already destroying the United States. We don’t want to eliminate him.”
Araghchi is a strategic genius 🤣 👏 pic.twitter.com/ooTK41z6Z5
— InfoGram (@_InfoGram_) August 12, 2026
🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump escaped an Iranian assassination plot in Turkey by hiding inside an airport food cart.
He was leaving a NATO summit when Iran put a bounty on his head after Khamenei’s death, so the Secret Service ran a decoy.
Trump waved at the cameras in Ankara, walked up the… pic.twitter.com/nzAPSm4n42
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) August 11, 2026
Trump secretly transferred from Air Force One in Turkey, via an airport catering truck/container, while leaving his staff and the press behind as decoy human shields. Because a country with no air force or navy that we’ve already beaten 40 times threatened him. pic.twitter.com/oGcCcDapcn
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) August 11, 2026
The guy who posts AI images of himself saving George Washington and fighting alongside Revolutionary War heroes hid in a catering truck while his own allies and the media boarded the plane HE thought Iran might blow up.
AI Trump: “I’ll save America!”
Real-life Trump: “You guys…
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 11, 2026
Legos weighs in:
Iran already made a video about Trump’s extreme cowardness, & desire to sacrifice everyone but himself.
NOBODY has made America look weaker, than Donald Trump.
And on our 250th birthday 🤬 pic.twitter.com/EAaFsNilFz
— Cuckturd (@CattardSlim) August 12, 2026
Its lies and detraction, so all 4, trump, vance, rubio, hegseth were bundled onto the safe plane via one food truck?? Not to mention the security detail. Or we are seeing the start of a narrative/falseflag to manufacture consent/justify a nuclear strike.