Babylon Bee | Feb. 2, 2024
WASHINGTON, DC — Organizers of the Presidential Groundhog Day Celebration report President Biden did, in fact, see his shadow after emerging from the West Wing late Tuesday Morning and immediately attempted to shake its hand.
“Hey lookathat,” Biden commented to no one in particular. “It’s old Bill whatshisname. C’mere Bill, let me shake your hand. Where’d you go, Bill?”
White House staff spent the better part of the morning trying to corral the President back indoors after photographers caught Biden chasing his own shadow around the historic Rose Garden with his arm awkwardly outstretched. At one point, Jill Biden grabbed her husband by the arm and escorted him away from the front gates.
The jamesbaker wasps are all gone, and the jews have placed dumb irish as frontmen to fool whites theyr still in charge when its the synagogue of satan thats really taken over the running of the great satan now.
No only do we as Christians have to pray for our country and leadership, we have to also focus on Americans who are led by this admin. We will be judged by a higher power!
Excellent Pux-Biden metaphore!
“For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may receive what is due for what he has done in the body, whether good or evil. ”
(2 Corinthians 5:10)